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Staph’,a multi million Naira business In Nigeria!

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‘Most Nigeria have been
And are still being sold a lie
And they are paying heavily
And some smart people
Are smiling to the bank.

Well for guy man to chop
Mugu must fall
You know the lie?
It is Staphylococcus Aureus
Out of which a multimillion naira ‘industry’
Has been created .

Oga Staph the ubiquitous
Blamed for everything
From internal heat
And objects moving around the body
To erectiile dysfunction
To 40seconds syndrome
To infertility
To Watery sperm ….whatever that means
To advanced Gonorrhoea
Which transmutes to Syphilis
And finally to AIDS.

Yes agreed.
Staphylococcus aureus is a bacteria
Commonly found on the skin
In the nose and armpit
And a leading cause of skin
And soft tissue infections.

But it’s not and cannot be
Responsible for all it’s blamed for.
Oga Staph should sue
For defamation of character.

 

 

And if you have been ‘mugued’
Sorry oh….take heart .
We learn one way or the other.
But some learning process
Can be very costly sha.😎😎😎

©Oga Mekus.

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