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Today...I feel the pain. Of that new mother who has Been told her breast milk is sour. And now she has to feed baby Pap and all manners I see her tears. I feel her anguish. And to all.... Mama yards and potential mama yards...

Now that baby has arrived. Everyone is around. Mama Yard and Mama Ekpere. Mother and Mother- inlaw. All bellowing instructions. Most conflicting. Several contradictory. And you are in the middle.

Lately, a lot of young patients Having sickle anaemia Actually have parents who Did a premarital genotype assessment And the combination certified ideal. But sadly....there was an error Both parents.

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Too many children Are drinking Kerosene. Not their fault though . They were simply thirsty . Often the kerosene Is store in similar containers As that in which water is stored. When a child drinks kerosene Don't force the child to vomit. Kerosene is poorly...

[pl_row] [pl_col col=12] [pl_text] Kids at one time or the other Would throw tantrums And parents would react Make it..over react really But we often forget That two wrongs don't.

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The public often hears stories Of the events in the labor ward And trust me Pepper ,salt and maybe sugar Are added in excess quantity To garnish the tales. But sha oh Things often happen during The madam 'push phase' But like they say Everything...
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You have been an awesome mummy Yes we acknowledge You want the best for your kids That's Absolutely fine. And as a result you have Been giving blood tonics of all shades Let anyone mention it And pronto ..you buy it. You don't want your...

Today I can't really say who is writing Is it the noisy Oga Mekus? Or the usually calm Emeka? Or a bit of both of them? 😂 😂 Whatever.....Whichever Truth be said.

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The last time you went to Your favourite fast food restaurant . You ordered food Ordered your choice drink And was offered straws. And you reached out and took one Was the straw sealed? Or was it part of an unsealed pack Of straws ?...

You attended a party yesterday And you took your drink Straight from the can Okay .....just choose your punishment . Picking pin? Sitting on an imaginary chair? Or pack and.

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